I Dont Even Use Raycons Anymore. I Lost Them

9/11

i skink therefore i scram...!

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

wiping my cheeto dust hands on your shirt. i want to build a beautiful life with you

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this