Mashed Potatoes Are A Liquid

i know being an amazon affiliate doesn’t actually mean you’re being run by amazon but the idea that jeff bezos is personally puppeteering these blogs is just too funny for me

bro is my fannypack ruining my fit , be honest

This is so me lol

how about blackberry users?

senior discount

Jobs be mad at you for wanting to leave the time they scheduled you to leave

i knew the punchline was coming and it was still hilarious 

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES

LET THEM

borderhands

the hands among us

The walking hands

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

You’re doing soooo much for someone that doesn’t do shit for you….why? 

I’m a dumb ass bitch, next question

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week