boner joke

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

listening to songs my younger self used to love is the closest i’ll ever get to a time machine

when protein powders say to add them to your "favorite beverage." um no thank you. i will be using milk for my chocolate protein powder not dr. pepper

Come on now. He would prioritize the ring. I would prioritize my child.

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil