This-is-AMAZING ^^

(why do I have a feeling the lyrics are like foreshadowing sumn...🤔)

Jumping Star Precure!

Apparently the German desire for control is no match for American food sacrilege

But I'm ready

very very important

I meant to prank my friend by hiding hundreds of small ducks after saying I would hide small frogs, but it turns out due to some quirk of only 3 people on the entire Internet knowing what a prank is, it seems I have pranked hundreds of other people by saying I would put 100 small frogs in my friends house, when in fact the prank was that it was 202 small ducks.

an update. it has been over 4 months and they are still finding ducks

The key to a good prank, imo, is that the person you're pranking should not feel bad. They should feel delight. My friend has 2 kids. She walked in the door from her vacation, and instead of having two cranky children to deal with as soon as she got home on top of everything else, she got two children excited to run around finding small ducks. My friend knows me well enough to know that when I say weird things there's always a chance I'm not joking, and she would have said no (and been respected) if she didn't want this. The prank was never that I was hiding the toys, just which toys they were, and how many would be hidden.

-> shamelessly linking the fanfic i wrote for this book again <-

So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

old gods are waking

Absolutely ruined my vocabulary as of recent

<Insert humerus comment here>

miss punchable

This is good for me because my personal goal with my Spanish accent is to get input from a lot of different countries and have a horrible Frankenstein accent on purpose.

I figure that embracing this and saying random words in different accents and using slang nobody understands is better than being made fun of for trying too hard to sound Mexican or whatever. Because now when they make fun of me, it’s for something I’m doing on purpose and I feel like a troll instead of a failure.