rattus norvegicus

t-shirt that says 'I KNOW HOW ELEANOR VANCE FELT'

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too

why does everybody hate me [remembers my behaviour and personality] why dont they hate me more

do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it's like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you

restrictive eating disorders are harrowing and fucking all consuming pits to fall into and i do extend my sympathy for others who have suffered from them, but when you get these kind of "don't talk about fatphobia because what if you hurt someone with an ED's feelings" scolds it is like impossible to ignore that when you're visibly thin with a restrictive ED you garner mass concern and sympathy, and when you're fat and your restrictive ED kills you (yes, fat people can have these) (yes, they still kill even if they don't make you weigh 80 pounds) people spend the next several decades joking that you died choking on a ham sandwich