rattus norvegicus

t-shirt that says 'I KNOW HOW ELEANOR VANCE FELT'

OMG - really?

really!!! we’ve got 501(c)3 status and everything! turning 2.5 years old next month <3

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

would u like to spiral. with me 💓

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too