rattus norvegicus

t-shirt that says 'I KNOW HOW ELEANOR VANCE FELT'

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

Wettervorhersage: Es wird schwul

the thing they don't tell you about a broken ankle is that it kind of sucks

can't tell if my healing incision hurts or if it's the plate and screws they used to reconstruct my broken ankle rubbing against my skin from the inside that hurts

I'm pretty sure that it's the hardware under my skin that's causing the discomfort, which pisses me off bc that means I have to undergo another surgery to get this shit removed eventually......

I should bring my wicker man soundtrack album to vinyl night tbh

am i wrong about that photo?

I have deleted the photo in question so now you just look mean instead of looking correct

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito