that's now myth, that's now real

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

What jobs even exist

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

convinced if i keep digging in deeper i can find a secret way out that's not through. haven't found it yet but i think i'm close

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'