Speak & Spell

The drivers of all states suck, of course, this is a given. HOWEVER. There are some very special places that stand out among these. In order of how in fear for my life I was.

3. Houston. Drivers in Texas in general treat speed limits as a lower limit for how fast you should be going and the drivers in Houston show no regard for life or limb.

2. Atlanta. The drivers of Atlanta do not fear death for themselves and would rather you both die than let you merge.

Fucking. New Jersey. If I never drive I-95 or the Turnpike again I will die happy. You've never known fear until you see someone neglect to use turn signals and Jersey Slide through 4 lanes of near bumper to bumper 80 MPH traffic and cut in front of you to make their exit as you slam the brakes on and miss rear ending them by about half an inch.

Historically it was made from murex snails and was hugely expensive and used by royalty, but chemically it’s similar to indigo so the class was able to create it in the lab without snails.

friend 1: just folded laundry for 3 hours 😊

friend 2: i think my stomach wall is eroding guys idk what to do

friend 3: have u seen a doctor yet???

friend 2: well nooo...

friend 4: someone is at my door 😰

friend 1: just cleaned the sinks and toilets 😍

friend 2: no really the light is fading from my eyes

friend 4: a tree fell on my neighbor

you: just got off work is anybody free

my partner and i are still trying to save up to move somewhere decent. my last post is losing traction, so here's an update:

due to chronic ilness my hours are down this week. until my partner finds an accessible job, i'm the one with the paycheck, and 29 hrs a week isn't much to begin with, no matter how well i try to budget. being down to 22 this week means i won't have much wiggle room to get groceries, pay my phone bill, medical bills, rides to/from appointments, health insurance, etc etc etc

i also owe my doctor $121. i'd like to be able to pay that off.

if you can help even by reblogging, my ca/vnmo are transdankovsky

my partner @gemteeth does pay what you want comms id you'd like art in exchange