ASUO Progressive Problems

[Image description: animated .gif showing Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction. The gif shows only his face as he speaks, saying: “The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.”]

[Image description: animated .gif showing the character Mabel in Gravity Falls.  She has a rotating red light on her head, is holding an airhorn in each hand, and is wearing a sign reading “Weeaboo Alert!”]

[Image description: animated .gif showing Emma Watson in Harry Potter.  She is in stands with a crowd of people and throws her arms into the air cheering.]

[Image description: animated .gif showing Simon Pegg in Shaun of the Dead.  There is a person to his left and right. He shouts “get fucked!” (displayed in subtitles) and turns to the person on his right.]

No one else bothered to run, but who gives a shit about honest reporting?

[Image description: animated .gif showing Robert Downey Jr. in Iron Man 2. He turns around in a chair and speaks to someone behind him.  His words are displayed in subtitles as follows: “I don’t know if I’m jealous or aroused.”]

[Image description: animated .gif showing a person in a bowling alley, yelling so intensely that veins are popping out of their neck.  Their words are displayed in subtitles as follows: “Pay attention to me!!!”]

[Image description: animated .gif showing two people on a boat.  The one in front points to a watch on his wrist, saying: “Hey! There’s this new thing we have called a ‘schedule.’”]

[Image description: animated .gif showing Laurence Fishburne in The Matrix.  He reveals his face by turning as lightning flashes, smiles, and says “At last.”]

[Image description: animated .gif showing Joel McHale in Community.  He is angrily pointing his finger and speaking, and his words are displayed in subtitles as follows: “That is not a thing.”]

[Image description: animated .gif showing Robert Downey Jr. in Sherlock Holmes.  He is speaking, and his words are displayed in subtitles as follows: “Now we have a firm grasp of the obvious.”]

[Image description: animated .gif showing Danny Tamberelli dressed in a futuristic suit and headset.  Tamberelli speaks into the microphone, then switches it off.  Their words are displayed in subtitles as follows: “It was nice knowing you, traitor.”]

[Image description: animated .gif showing Jeremy Piven in Entourage. He places his hand on his face, then speaks. His words are displayed in subtitles as follows: “Get out.”]

[Image description: animated .gif showing Lisa in The Simpsons. She is seated at a desk and is yelling. Her words are displayed in subtitles as follows: “The whole damn system is wrong! *Screams*”]

[Image description: animated .gif showing Jake Johnson in New Girl.  They run out of a room, turn around to run back, then stops and shouts. His words are displayed in subtitles as follows: “Shit! I don’t know what to do!”]

[Image description: animated .gif showing Nicholas Fraser in their “Why You Always Lying” video.  Fraser is holding onto a fence and lifting himself off the ground.  He raises and crosses his legs as he tips his head towards the camera]

[Image description: animated .gif showing Emily Blunt and Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada.  They are walking down a hallway as Streep speaks, and their words are displayed in subtitles as follows: “Details of your incompetence do not interest me.”]