The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known

the laptop cd drive is a sort of dead wife

harry makes it in time to find sally at new year's every time bc of the sheer Power of the audience hoping that he will. if people ever stop believing, he will not be fast enough. but this has never happened once in the whole expanse of time.

It's kind of wild that people defend Marvel as brainless or pure fun entertainment cuz like, bro that's a three hour movie that requires you to have seen 12 other 2-3 hour movies before you can enjoy it. Your movies are giving you homework. You have the patience of a god. My "pretentious snobby foreign film" is 98 minutes and it's full of sex and drugs and arguing. How tf am I the elitist here.

Cmon it's just a nap bro. Everybody in their 20s does it. Don't be a wuss it's not even addictive lol

anyone wanna see the most sexual vintage medical illustration i've ever come across

daily affirmations

there was too much cradling in that episode.. i need to be institutionalized