I'll definitely be changing and updating this, but I want a place where I can put all the OCs I have and what verses they're in.
Kitsch
Alt Mode: Baby Blue 1957 Chevy Bel Air
A wrecker who changed paths to become a medic, something she wanted more than almost anything and was only allowed to during the war because they were in desperate need for more field medics. Of course, after switching jobs she did find something (or rather someone) she wanted so much more. A brash but joyful and kind bot who will do whatever is necessary to save injured bots, and who loves her conjunx Ratchet very much. Had a split spark twin named Tchotchke who died early in the war.
(Alternate Version) Sparkling of Tailgate, Cyclonus and Whirl, and the twin of Tchotchke. She's a a stubborn bot but great with her hands, something that led her to being the bomb expert TG never was. Unfortunately for everyone, she's just as good at making them is she is taking them apart, though she's usually more likely to just start hitting people.
Trollyjack
Green Humvee Army Ambulance/Green Cybertronian Ambulance
Ratchet and either Kitsch or Drift's (sometimes both's) sparkling, depending on the universe. A big bot with a bigger heart, he's as good at both taking bots apart as he is putting them back together. He's partially named after his uncle Wheeljack on account of his curious nature and the fact chaos seems to follow him wherever he goes. Rumor has it if he didn't have bad luck he'd have no luck at all, though that may just be his general clumsiness outside of the medibay.
Voice Claim: bbno$
Lightwave
Alt Mode: Velocitronian Racing Alt
ShockBlurr baby that luckily for her ended up not getting Shockwave's face, so when necessary it's easy enough for Blurr to pretend she isn't Shockwave's sparkling. It's harder to hide when she gets older, though. If the purple and strange battle mask didn't give her away, her passion for 'mad' science and her overzealous anime villainess personality make her other parent hard to hide.
Bouncer
Alt Mode: Fiat 500 Bicolor
The darling sparkling of Swerve and Red Alert. While her height sits solidly between her parents, she inherited Swerve's metallurgist servos (and crazy holomatter generator) and Red's super sensitive audials. She makes a fantastic security bot since little gets past her (if it does it's usually because she let it), but in her off hours she loves being a DJ for various establishments and events.
Rollover
Alt Mode: Red 4th Gen Toyota Hilux
Breakbee kid that both of them have given up on wrangling. Has an intense love of competing in Demolition Derbies, and would likely make a fantastic Stunticon. Despite all this she does have a good head on her shoulders when need be.
The Constructikids/Constructor
Osha (Forklift): The responsible one and leader of the group. She isn't immune to nonsense, but her highest priority is keeping everything up to safety codes. Makes up Constructor's head.
Dragline (Dragline Excavator): The leader when Osha's busy, and otherwise her second in command. He can be a bit of a hardass, but he has everyone's best interests at spark.
Dozer (Bulldozer): A really nice guy, if you can catch him while he's awake. True to his name, he can usually be found sleeping on the job… Or anywhere else he has the opportunity to.
Stonebiter (Drilling Rig) & Razorfist (Trencher): Dumb and Dumber. Thankfully together they make for a mostly functional bot, as they cover each other's weak spots. Despite this they still find themselves more at home as Lightwave's 'henchmen' whenever they aren't with their sibling gestalt.
Quarry (she can't transform yet, but will be like. A dodge charger or something idk): The Baby. Prowl and the Constructicons' youngest. Goes 'babababa' and likes to pull on kibble. Looks the most like Prowl so far, though, so they think she'll be a car like him. Often found with Dozer or one of the other two triplets.
Nic-U
Alt Mode: Spark Monitor
A very old bot who is a well-respected protoform caretaker. She is gentle and kind and wise, but for those who have the privilage to know her well (like her conjunx Starblaster or her protege Swerve) she is also deeply passionate and often very funny as well. Her stance against Functionism put a target on her back.
VC: Shohreh Aghdashloo
Starblaster
Alt Mode: Looks like a sailing ship that can fly.
Despite her name, she's a terrible shot. That didn't stop her from becoming a bodyguard for Nic-U and eventually her conjunx. She's bold and brash and can make terrible dad jokes with the best of them.
Torrent
Alt Mode: Blue Chevy Stingray
Bayverse Houndrift kid, and Tempest's split spark twin. Quick to start or join a fight, and her impulse control isn't quite there yet in general. Often getting in over her head and has to be bailed out of whatever situation she'd wound up in.
Tempest
Alt Mode: V-22 Osprey
Bayverse Houndrift kid, and Torrent's split spark twin. Fairly laid back most of the time, but if pushed enough can have an explosive temper. She is currently in training to be a medic, so despite being easily misidentified as a Decepticon most know to leave her be.
Tchotchke
Alt Mode: Helicopter
In the MTMTE/LL universe he's a swordsman with an extremely nervous disposition who's really trying to work on that. In every other universe he's still Kitsch's twin but he's just there for dead brother flashbacks.
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Imagine a situation where there's a million false spike designs that are proclaimed to be / rumored to be based on Megatron's, but in reality his array is the plain default #5 that he shares with hundreds of other cold constructs and he just never got it modified beyond a change in paint
I absolutely think we should put First Aid in a porn trope tentacle oviposition situation
I want to have him assigned to a tropical planet proposal soon after years on Messatine and he gets snagged & egged by one of the local residents pretty early on after arriving
Help I can't stop thinking about Drift with a medical kink that Ratchet had been more than happy to indulge when he had the time but he can't get Hound to agree to because even though Hound is the new medic, he is NOT about to dismantle Drift and put him back together so Drift can get off to it because what if he fucks up and can't put him back together. Or what if he does something on accident that kills Drift. Too scary no thanks. Drift is a little salty about that but can't do much about that.
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Thinking about SwerveAlert having terrible sex. Swerve moreso than Red Alert but it all sorta running together because Swerve’s past bad experiences mean while he knows some dos and donts in theory, in practice he is basically on Red’s level when it comes to knowing how to have GOOD sex
Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.
It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.
(Text version under the cut)
1. Safeword
2. Sub/dom drop
3. Loosing intrest halfway through
4. Trying something that doesn't work
5. Medical emergency (bonus points: it happens during bondage)
6. Bad/failed orgasm
7. Should have safeworded
8. "Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?"
9. "Let's never try that again."
10. Sex so bad they break up after
11. Realistic shower sex
12. Incompatible kinks
13. Threw up on that thang
14. Can't get hard/wet/aroused
15. Says wrong persons name during sex
16: ugly crying/overwhelmed
17: "I remembered you being better at this"/"I'm not impressed."/"I've had better."/"You're not hung chill"
18: Allergic reaction/cut off circulation
19. Dirty talk/degradation gets too real
20. Ignored/missed a safeword
21. Random horny confession that kills the mood for the other person/people
22. "No really, that's not going to fit."
23. Fire alarm goes off/interrupted by a third party
24. Pushing themselves into sex they aren't ready for
25. Sex toy gets stuck
26. Only one person having fun/agreeing to boring sex
27. Couple brings in a bad 3rd
28. Sex in a bad location
29. Sex so bad it kills you/one of the participants dies
free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business
I can’t remember if I ever posted anything about this but I love to imagine the different broader kinds of interfacing and their popularity having like. A lot of societal stuff around it that changes during the war.
Like, sticky interfacing having been the most popular for a very long time before the war because it’s very surface level and impersonal comparatively speaking. You can get your tools all modded, you can replace things entirely if you want, it’s as quick and easy or long and involved as you want but overall you can just kinda fuck and go your own way. Meanwhile things like Plug n Play are reserved for bots who are close with each other looking to have some fun, because there’s a higher level of trust that goes into letting someone into your systems like that.
But over the course of the war that changing because sticky interfacing is sorta a more involved process and nobody wants to get caught in a bad situation with their panels open. So plug n play, despite requiring more trust, ends up being the go-to because bots can plug in without having to get into too compromising of a position and for those that know what they’re doing can just finish up quick and move on without really any cleanup.
Sparkplay and such still being mostly reserved for committed partners (or thrill seeking freaks, esp during the war) because you really gotta trust someone isn’t going to try n kill you to let them lick your spark casing
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Mmmm yes, that’s what i was thinking with the eggpreg. Tarn saw something with a bunch of gross squishy eggs on an alien world and his mind decided it was hot actually. I, personally, was thinking a combination of a cluster of classic frog eggs and orbeez. It starts small enough in the dreams that he’s like this feels odd for so much fluid to be there and to take so many supplements, but there are far worse ways to serve The Cause. But as his assigned incubation progresses he realizes oh they’re actually a lot bigger and it’s getting harder to actually do things. I like to think he wakes up feeling especially ashamed about the egg thing when it gets to the point that he’s dreaming about being so full of big squishy gross organic-looking eggs that he’s trapped on his back so he doesn’t squish the would-be soldiers, and constantly moaning from the strain and how good it feels💖💖. Getting off on being completely useless and hedonistic feels like something he’d be giving himself a hard time for, for a while afterward. Especially if it happens a few nights in a row💖💖💖💖.
This is because you're correct and those are the best eggs
He ABSOLUTELY saw alien eggs and his brain stashed that away zjgbafnfs
Oaughh really fun to imagine them getting bigger and bigger and Tarn only looks more and more pregnant each day, hhhgh he feels SO bad about the eggs thing but he can't help but care about them if just because they're Megatron's and he's doing it for the Cause—
The dream always caps of right at the edge, and Tarn can't help but reach that after he wakes up😳
Let's hope somebody nobody hears him in his sleep🤔
Humanformers/general modern human au Blurr going up to the mountains for a vacation to do some hiking but he takes a wrong turn and ends up at this big and really nice rich person cabin in the forest in the middle of the night.
He knows it’s a bad idea but his car’s stalled (oh no!) and he has no service and needs to take the risk and ask for help. Him going up to the door and knocking and Shockwave answers and lets him in to use the phone and also offers him a place to stay for the night and also dinner.
Things getting progressively weirder. A door Shockwave does not want him to go through but where he disappears into several times that evening, making advances towards him and having lingering touches, hey are those bars on the window? Blurr trying to escape only to find himself trapped in the house with Shockwave who is hunting him down.
Eventually Shockwave catches him and drags him up to that door, which leads to the attic which seems to be some sort of serial killer’s lair and sex dungeon thing. And Shockwave has his way with Blurr knowing however much he screams, chances are nobody will hear so far away from people.
But plot twist!
After having his way with Blurr, having tied him up and fucked him so many different ways to the point he was a barely coherent mess, Shockwave bundles him up in a blanket and brings him down to the second floor and draws him a nice warm bath to get him cleaned up before tucking him into bed (and joining him, of course).
The next morning Shockwave gets up early to get Blurr’s things from his car and also start breakfast so they can enjoy the rest of their vacation, though that hike they wanted to do is gonna have to wait until Blurr is no longer walking funny.
(Their antics may be consensual, but not safe and DEFINITELY not sane.)
Shockblurr scenario where Burr and Shockwave have had a bit of a cat-and-mouse type thing going on, Blurr chasing after Shockwave and sometimes capturing him or being caught himself and while either always ‘escapes’ they have some time for a bit of a tryst.
But then Shockwave seems to vanish and Blurr is left to wrestle with the complicated feelings of losing someone he loved who he shouldn’t have been with in the first place. Eventually, though, he ends up finding a new connection with Longarm Prime that after a while leads to them having a… private meeting.
Blurr on his knees in front of Longarm, mouthing at his modesty panels until they finally open and his spike pressurizes and Blurr just. Freezes for a few moments before getting up, straddling Shockwave’s waist, looking him in his actual optic and demanding he turn back before they frag.
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I was thinking about how a reversible robot lobotomy would work for Shockblurr sex purposes and I had a thought. Those little plastic tab things that come in things with batteries to disrupt the connection. That could probably work. Stick a bunch of little tabs to disrupt Processor functions and then pull em all out once you’re done
