rat in the sheets

not to sound like a victorian woman suffering from hysteria but i do think going to the sea would fix me

you’re in her dms. i’m her surgeon, her proctor, her helicopter pumpin out the slaughtermatic sounds to keep her alive. we r not the same.

okay but when you’re drunk near a sunset look straight in her eyes she’s the quick glimpse of heaven forgetting her headlights are on!!

What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS

Mane you said this was a booby trap!!! Aint no titties in here this is a pit of spikes I’m bleeding everywhere the fuck!!!

another run through the washer will fix me

girl i shrunk

Look at what they’ve taken from us

snaptain (snail captain) out on his snoat (snail boat)

you solved my wet riddle ‼️

they invented girlfriends so you have someone who thinks. ur cool as hell when you do something mid as fuck

“magic isnt real” — plants just grow out of the ground. for free. everywhere.