wanna read visual novels together?

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

#billions of humans have thought this same thing over the course of the species’ history #and they were right

I'm detecting a DEEPLY CONCERNING lack of TRINKETS in this household!

We really do need to bring back the word "trolling" and warning ppl not to feed the trolls

Trolling used to get you banned from forums. Now they call you an influencer and give you brand deals & ad revenue. That's why it's more important than ever not to feed the trolls, especially in spaces where any attention is good attention and getting yelled at by 10k ppl in the comments counts as "engagement", boosting your troll post in the algorithm.

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

Partake in the joy of creation just for the fun of it. Just for a laff.

Android girl (trying to flirt): *Slaps her own ass* It runs Doom! 🤗🤗

When your movie is about Cats is so bad the original writer buys a DOG

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

it is known among the wise that its the wins you Shouldn't have that matter

the eternal wisdom of "we take those"

love angela projmoon. she'll go "i hate all of you and i dont even know why i keep you around when i could have killed you at any time. anyway heres all the countless times i tried to save you or support you in a situation we were all trapped in despite being built to do the opposite, also im giving you all human bodies instead of the boxy metal ones you were all forced into because itd make you more comfortable, also im going to check in on you when i dont really have to but pretend its only because we have the same goal. i hate you, but some of my worst memories were of me being forced to hurt you. i hate you, but im back again. i dont need or want to talk to you. how do you feel about this. what should i do. i hate you. im back again. i hate you."

why can’t things be easy peasy lemon squeezy

why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that