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My Shane and Ilya are both incredibly possessive of one another and quick to jealousy but while Ilya gets jealous in a “everyone wants you but they can’t have you, you’re mine and I will delight in showing everyone what they’re missing out on” way, Shane gets jealous in a “I will burn this club down with both of us in it” way.
@giveemhales just really hitting it out of the park in the tags. this is the crux of it.
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#they never stood a chance
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
been careless with a delicate man (6708 words) by splatticus Chapters: 1/1 Rating: Explicit Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanovk Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov Additional Tags: Established RelationshipFuture FicAngstEmotional Hurt/ComfortIntrospective Ilya RozanovUnreliable NarratorIlya's emotional landscape is not always greatSelf-HatredCar SexAnal SexExhibitionismDom/sub UndertonesPost-Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers) Summary:
What was it about that night that made Shane flinch that way, like Ilya has brushed against a splinter under his skin that he didn't know he was carrying?
A decade later, Ilya re-litigates Vegas.
yuna and baby shane 🐞
Not even Jane?
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I bet once Yuna gets to know Ilya as Shane's boyfriend, all the things that used to infuriate her about him as a player become endearing to her instead. Like before she would call him an asshole for the way he chirps everyone endlessly but now it's a good strategy and isn't it impressive how he's twice as clever in his second language as most other players in the league are in their first?
Shane calls her out on this change of heart and Yuna pretends she doesn't know what he's talking about.
Classic sports fan mentality: it’s bullshit if your guy does it, if MY guy does it it’s funny and correct. And she’s right!
HEATED RIVALRY WEEK 2026 🏒 DAY SEVEN: FREE CHOICE [INSPO]
Shane Hollander + Wordle
maybe one day. (yt)
Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of people say that Shane and Ilya were stupid for not just randomly clarifying one day that the rivalry was never real and they’ve been friends all along. I think people are forgetting or maybe not realizing how much autonomy they’ve lost playing for the NHL
The trade off of getting to play for the NHL is giving up their bodies, names, and likenesses. Their whole identities are used as a marketing tool and that’s part of their job. People are making a lot of money off of their rivalry. The NHL is getting more ticket and jersey sales from it. Fans are placing bets on their games. It really is that serious and people really are that invested.
That’s why the Irina Foundation plan is so smart. The rivalry is a narrative people are buying into, so Shane’s suggesting a new narrative. It gives the league a new marketing angle and it generates enough positive PR that people are kinda backed into a corner of letting the rivalry go. No one wants to be the guy saying a sports rivalry is more important than charity, kids, and mental health.
So no, Shane and Ilya are not stupid for feeling trapped by the stakes of this rivalry. They are trapped. They’re trapped in that tricky dissonance between the Hollander and Rozanov the media, league, and fans expect them to be and the Shane and Ilya they really are.
When Shane wakes Ilya up in the middle of the night with his plan, he’s saying: who we really are matters. What we have matters. I’m tired of giving up happiness to contort myself into the shape of who Shane Hollander is supposed to be. The real me wants you and chooses you and this is how we can make it happen.
It’s not just an I love you. It’s a “here’s how I can love you”. It’s a “I’ve given everything to the league and now I want this for myself and this is how we can have it. This is how we can finally become an ‘us’.” That to me is a lot more meaningful than any casual declaration of friendship would be.
bertlya and shernie 🔄
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i need shane/ilya fics where Ilya is is in trouble with Shane and Ilya is absolutely losing his mind because he wants Shane but Shane won’t let him touch him and just teases him instead. like tension so thick it’s unbearable
Basically Shane puts Ilya on a sex ban.
Here are a few! (:
Sex Ban Fics
🏒 Keeping It Warm, Or How Ilya Rozanov Survived the Great Playoffs Sex Ban | 6.7k
the Metros agree not to have sex during the MLH Finals, and Ilya Rozanov is losing his mind. Fortunately for Ilya, Shane gets turned on watching himself score on game tape
🏒 Clean Up On Aisle 2 | 8.1k
Ilya forgets to do the dishes, so Shane implements a sex ban. He fails.
🏒 Give You Up | 23.6k
Shane finally decides that Ilya's ability to weaponise sex isn't enough for him anymore. Ilya doesn't take it well, but Shane holds firm. Then they start to text about it. Sort of
🏒 One for the Road | 28.4k
“I’m not the one who can’t go more than a day without jerking off —” shut up Hollander, SHUT UP “I can totally go two weeks without fucking.”
I couldn't find a lot in this trope :/
my biggest hear me out on the idea that Shane Hollander would ever institute a sex ban is splatticus’s “let me give you innovation (got that good good)”
it’s hilarious & hot & I love that Shane impulsively makes the ban and then Ilya forces them to see it through
https://archiveofourown.org/works/77623371
lmao it's me on the jumbotron. thanks for reading!!
yeah the reason ilya’s depression gets worse in ottawa is not because he hates ottawa and hates the centaurs. like don’t get me wrong it doesn’t help that he’s suddenly in a new place and on a shit team. but that’s not the problem. the problem is that he’s spent almost a decade playing the game of ‘well if i had what i wanted then i’d be fixed’ and then he got what he wanted - his dad is gone and he doesn’t have to go back to russia or have contact with his horrible brother and shane loves him and he loves shane and they’re going to be together now - and unfortunately it didn’t fix a damn thing
Heated Rivalry + Reductress/The Onion headlines (part 2)
she's an angel, don't mind the horns and the sulfur <3
brennan lee mulligan is my favourite poet actually
EDIT: so I watched this video quite late at night when I wasn’t at my sharpest, quite honestly needed something to cheer me up, and I just screen-capped this quote without too much thought. I realise in hindsight, after multiple people have correctly called it out, that it was a misstep on my part, and I should have given proper credit to the filmmaker Brennan is quoting in the video, Akira Kurosawa, from his film Seven Samurai. Stating that Brennan is my favourite poet was meant as a bit of a joke, but I realise now how harmful that was when I failed to mention he’s quoting a poc artist. That was entirely on me and I apologise. We should always strive to do better and listen when we’re called out on mistakes. I didn’t think this post would blow up so much but as a consequence this has led to some damaging misinformation and I’m truly sorry for that. Credit to @xoxoviva and @probablydeletethis among many others for holding me accountable for this
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idek how to format for tumblr anymore but anyway:
let me give you innovation (got that good good) by splatticus
in which shane withholds sex because ilya won't stop taking penalties.
