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Tu B’av by Karin Foreman

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Little girl 1: The bucket is made of plastic and sand is made of Hashem
Little girl 2: yes it’s made of rocks but the rocks are made of Hashem. everything is made of Hashem because Hashem is in everything.
Little girl 3: even things no one’s ever heard of.
Man, I love Jewish preschoolers
The Morning After
Crocheted Etrog!
I am so pleased with how my etrog came out! You can see it here next to our real etrog, which I used as reference--I meant to make the crocheted one about the same size, but as you can see, it came out bigger (which is pretty good, actually, because when it comes to etrogim, bigger is generally better).
I'm putting the pattern under the cut...except I messed up somewhere along the way, and I'm not sure where/how (or even how many times), so the pattern doesn't quite match up to the finished item, and you may run out of stitches to decrease before working all the decrease rows at the end.

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Sad ant bindling away from the beefalo farm because I follow Ashkenazi minhag
me & my buddies were discussing this, & i'm curious what everyone else thinks. i'd love to see your reasoning, too!
would a vampire be able to enter a shul?
yes
no
nuance
Murano glass Judaica. Italy, XIX-XX century.
The uniqueness of this collection, which has been formed for a long time, lies in the fact that all items intended for synagogue events and domestic rituals are made of glass - a material that has not been used in Judaica, unlike metal, in wide demand. Due to the fragility of the material and the destruction of Jewish ritual objects during the WWII, such things are few and far between and are extremely rare in collections.
I think the fun part about fake Jewish names is that there all so real. Like it’s impossible to come up with a Jewish character who also isn’t just literally a real person from Teaneck who I’m probably related to
You're safer using names like David Levy and Sarah Cohen. Then you can legitimately say that they're not based on real people, because everyone knows at least five people with those names.
Also fake synagogues are easy to do as well : Beth Shalom, Beth El, Beth Israel. You can’t say it was based on a specific congregation because like those names make up like 90% of synagogues.
Those would be good for Conservative, but I'd go with something like Torat Shalom for Orthodox.
If I don't remember a man's name at shul my first guess is David. I'm right about half the time.
I was recently in a show with about fifty frum women, only about four of whom were named Sarah.
We were all pretty surprised by how few that was.
bracha for flag burning on the 4th
בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה אַדֹנָ-י אֱ-לֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם אֲשֶׁר קִדְּשָׁנוּ בְּמִצְוֹתָיו וְצִוָּנוּ להשמיד אלילים
baruch atah HaShem Elokeinu Melech Ha’Olam asher kidshanu b’mitzvotav, v’tzivanu lahashmid elilim
Blessed are you, the Lord our God, Sovereign of the Universe, Who has sanctified us with your commandments, and commanded us to destroy idols.
(it is also suggested you say the Shechechiyanu blessing if this is your first flag burning of the day)
Happy 4th!
Would it really qualify as an idol, though? Would it be seen as a worshipped object? What actually qualifies an idol?
there are codes for how to treat a US flag with “respect” and “dignity”, they are treated with extreme ceremony and reverence and meanwhile are said to embody a whole slew of hypocritical ideals, and we are mandated to ritualistically pledge our allegiance to it in public schools.
the original commandments in judaism to destroy idolatry were because of the injustice embodied in such practices. many contemporary jews (myself included) consider the prohibition of idolatry not to be about the worship of multiple deities (such as in polytheistic faiths such as Hinduism), but rather to refer to practices which tie up sinful activities with the respect and reverence that one ought to reserve for religion
the american flag directly accompanies united states imperialism and racism. it is treated with extreme reverence and that is a chillul HaShem (desecration of G-d’s name) insofar as it claims to be a beacon of freedom while representing a country guilty of sin and injustice

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okay being jewish has been kind of a downer lately but i need to appreciate it more. i just hurt myself laughing about this thread. it’s all true. it would be even funnier if the last tweet had audio
They are CITRONS, geez
my loving partner is about to go to LIDL, went to grab the granny trolley we use for shopping and i suddenly remembered that it is currently full of books bc of a market i did several weeks ago.
he looked at me, betrayed, and said, "because you hate me?"
before commencing to unload it, he said flatly, "you should remember this come yom kippur. :|"
The Gemara here analyses the speech of the priest anointed for war in which he enumerates those who should return home instead of fighting in battle, including one who hasn't built a house, planted a vineyard, or gotten married. The Gemara then proceeds to interpret what could be meant by this.
So we find three readings, one outlining three texts of incresing difficulty, one distinguishing between fixed text, discursive text, and practice, and the last between learning, practicing, and expounding – which we could read as teaching, as adding ones own thoughts, or both. R. Abe Halevy Faur writes, echoing the last reading:
My father's perennial calling to me was and until today is: "There is no [such thing as a] midrash (a study session) with no new insights". Hence, on a daily basis, he would ask me: "Tell me a hiddush (an original and creative Torah insight)!" He would not take no for an answer. He prodded me and urged me to be fruitful with hiddushim, and to grow new branches and the "tree of life", insisting that I should not just read the texts of the Torah (be it the weekly parasha, a talmudic sugya, or even one of his own writings) but that I think about what I read, form new connections, generate insights, and compellingly articulate them. Thus, for the Hakham, allegiance to the past was not an obstacle but rather a springboard for new knowledge and ideas."
R. Abe Halevy Faur, General Introduction, in: R. José Faur, The Horizontal Society and Political Thought
Thus we see indeed the connection: it is by expounding, forming and communicating our own insights and thus growing a connection between the Torah and our individual reality that we make ourselves at home, built ourselves a treehouse in the etz hayyim.
The Rambam adds a reading of his own:
His literal reading is very practical and will become more clear when we consider what Leibowitz wrote on a different passage where Rambam expressed a similar opinion regarding the importance of first establishing an occupation:
[The sages] never authorized themselves to ask for money [for their learning], considering such an act a desecration of God's name in the eyes of the masses, as Torah would from that moment on be considered like one job among others, destined to supply man with his needs, she would be lowered in their own eyes and one who acted in this manner would have displeased God." These are hard words, and Maimonides knew they ran counter to the opinion that had taken hold among the Jewish people since the time of the exilarchs, where Torah study was no longer a task and a mission incumbent on each man, that each man has to accomplish according to his means, his ability, and his societal situation. Torah study has since become an institution among the Jewish people, practiced by professionals destined for this task and sustained by the people. Put differently, Torah study was no longer considered a duty incumbent on each man, but as an institution the Jewish people is held to maintain.
Yeshayahu Leibowitz, Les fondements du judaïsme: Causeries sur les Pirqé Avot et sur Maïmonide
Thus, by not first finding a source of income, one might find oneself compelled to denigrate Torah study to that position. Once established as an institution, such a society no longer bases it self on a mutual ability to understand and expound on Torah, but rather on readings dictated by the learned class – it ceases to be horizontal.
We find a similar concern in the writings of R. Faur regarding rabbinic authority over and public disconnect from Torah:
Faur maintains that the anti-Maimonideans called the Maimonideans heretics, implying that the real deviants were the former rabbis who demanded obedience and who outlaw critical thinking and personal accountability. For the Andalusian/Sephardic school, for Faur the heir to the Geonic Tradition – and for every pre-Christian cult – religion is Orthoprax and not Orthodox. On the one hand, Faur argues that the heresy of which Maimonides was guilty is not cited by his detractors. By informing the reader that the anti-Maimonideans doctored texts to suit their ends, after making faith in the saintly great rabbi who is Torah incarnate a dogma, the discerning reader realizes that Maimonides' "heresy", which empowered critical thinking, creates individuals and communities who will hold their leaders to account and not tolerate charlatans.
R. Alan J. Yuter, Introduction: Recovering the Good and the Straight, in: R. José Faur, The Horizontal Society and Political Thought
From this recognition of Torah study as the basis for participation in the horizontal Jewish society as envisioned by the Torah flows naturally, at least for Leibowitz, the necessity of complete and equal Torah education for women, underlining the relevance of this discussion within Tractate Sotah – as the rabbis of old said, to teach a woman Torah is to teach her promiscuity – thus we find this viewpoint contested.
What's the real plural of octopus?
Octopim or Octopōt, depending on whether they are ashkemollusc or cephalardic.
Spiritual seekers need one another as mirrors. A member of the Hopi nation once asked me about our holy days. I was telling him about Passover, our celebration of freedom, and Sukkot, our Feast of Tabernacles, and how they fit in with the cycles of the year. "I think I get it," he said finally. "You people don't want to be in slavery. And you want to pass this on to your children. But when you tell your kids on Passover, 'We have to go away from here; we can't stay here because it will cost us our freedom,' your kids will say, 'Yeah, but what are we going to eat?' So you teach them how to bake bread on stones, how to roast a lamb if you are hungry, how to find dandelion greens, and so on. When the kids ask, 'But where will we stay?' you show them how to build a lean-to, so they will have somewhere to live." An Indian perspective on the mitzvot to eat the Passover lamb with matzot and bitter herbs and to build a sukkah on Sukkot gave me a completely different insight into my own traditions.
-Jewish with Feeling, Rabbi Zalman Schachter-Shalomi. 2005, p. 198-199

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Biblically accurate “When pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime”
is there a bracha that could be said over an HRT injection?
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here are some suggestions from mishkan ga'avah: where pride dwells!