Accurate roleplay of roblox being a dumbass, since we can't even roleplay anymore with the new update they added.
Roblox: "Oh no, we have so many preds to take care of, what are we gonna do?"
Roblox: "If more people find out about this problem of ours, our STOCKS will go DOWN! Lemme think if a solution rq.."
Roblox: "Fix the moderation? Nah"
Roblox: "Hire new people? Nah"
Roblox: "Stop the AI moderation which fucks up 99% of the time and invest in better alternatives? Nah"
Roblox: "Ohh! I know, I'll just let a THIRD COMPANY in to scan PEOPLE'S FACES with AI along with making people (optional, but still) scan their ID'S, PASSPORTS, ETC. in order to separate different age groups from one another!"
Roblox: "Separating children from preds is a safe option right? Just ignore the fact that even children need to scan their faces with AI!"
Roblox: "What?? No!! We would never feed your faces to the program, we'll just delete them afterwards! The third company we have rn (PERSONA.AI) and I, won't leak any IDENTIFICATION of yours/ they won't be stored anywhere and we'll delete them. We're VERY trustworthy afterall! Dw about hackers and stuff, just chill!"
Roblox: "Oh, so you won't scan your face with AI? Okay! No chatting for you then!"
Roblox: "What's that? The AI fucked up your age and put you into the wrong age group?"
Roblox: "No worries! Just give us your ID'S or PASSPORT, in order to verify your age! Huh? You don't want to give your IDENTIFICATION to us? Okay! you're stuck there then! Xoxo"
Roblox: "Also, forgot to mention hehe! Our ai scanning system is fucked up and will 70% of the time put you into the wrong category! Even though we say it's advanced, it really is not! You can easily bypass it!"
Roblox: "Guess what? If you're a pred, you get more of a chance to bond with children you love!!! Since we can put you into the age category you're hoping for!"
Roblox: "Also! If you're a parent who plays with their child or an older sibling, y'all can't chat! Lolol. Makes it harder to monitor them since ya won't be able to see what they're typing or who they're talking to, am I right? 😉"
Roblox: "Another thing! We actually don't give a fuck about you and your friends who are older than you for a few years or perhaps younger than ya. If y'all are put in different age groups, y'all can't chat!!! Have fun lol"
Roblox: "Heh, at this point, we're just encouraging you all to invest in chatting via apps outside of Roblox, which actually increases the danger! Since no one will ever get to monitor you in game!"
Roblox: "Anyway, this new thing we did is great right? So ya better hurry up and give your face to AI or else you CAN'T CHAT nor SOCIALIZE with ANYBODY!"
Roblox: "One more thing! We actually won't be working on creating new and improved moderation, since we're not interested in saving you, we're just saving our reputation as well as our stocks!! 😁😘"