still thinking about how like everything in season 5 was done for fanservice. Everything was the easiest and most simple decision they could've made. At least for all the ships cuz like:
Everyone loves Lumax. There's nothing not to love about Lumax. So they're the couple that gets to need eachother. That gets to have a deep connection and a good ending, because no one will complain.
Jopper got off easy too. They're another couple that mostly everyone likes, so it's easy to give them a happy ending. It's what everyone is expecting and it's not like they would have a reason to complain.
Jancy. A little more difficult. There are still stancy shippers out there after all, and we sort of baited them with season 4 because for some reason we couldn't give Steve anything to do but stare at Nancy's lips. So we were never gonna do Stancy, but we don't want our little feelings hurt đ„ș so we won't make Jancy technically endgame either, just so that no one can really complain about one winning over the other.
Duzie. I never liked the way that Dustins romance was the only off-screen one we'll talk about Will later. At least we got to actually see Suzie. She was a part of the plot. But then season 5 hit and it just irked me too much. I thought it would be so easy to just have Dustin say that they broke up because of his issues, and he could cry to someone and tell them how much the relationship meant to him even though we never got to see it. But that never happened. I love Dustin and Steve, but to my point, the way their relationship was handled in this season just proves my point on fan service. Because EVERYONE loves Steve and Dustin. Literally everyone. So instead of letting Dustin reconnect with the party, his and Steve's relationship gets to be the most comprehensive one of the season because that will make everyone happy. Forget Suzie. Forget Mike and Will and Max and Jane. Steve is the easy option. Because idk, if we left Dustin in a room with his best friends for more than five minutes they might just start bringing up things that are actually meaningful to so many people. None of his friends found out he got beat up at the graveyard. None if them got to talk about what Eddie meant to them. They never got to talk about what Dustin said in the school hallway: blend in. Follow the rules. That's not what we've ever done! If we keep Dustin with Steve like we've always done, no one will complain.
Rovickie. We got no content of them actually getting together. No commentary on how difficult that would've been at the time. It seemed fine after volume one because well they're just paving the way for byler. That went well. They turned Robin into a gay mentor that basically told Will that if your best friend of ten years doesn't respond to a little shove, he was really just a random girl you've never spoken a word to. Disregarding everything we've ever learnt about Mike and Will's relationship. It's like they used Robin because they thought that would make it more acceptable. When that's just not something Robin would do at all. It's narrativelly inconsistent for her. Given that she doubted the crush she had on Vickie, saying all the little signs meant nothing and then they actually got together. Out of everyone, Robin should know better. She should understand how difficult and dangerous it is to show your feelings to someone of the same gender. She even said so last season that it would make her a pariah so why tf does she see Mike walk away all flustered and think straightest man I've ever seen.
Such a side tangent I'm sorry.
We got Robin to guide Will to a happy future. Guide him to his epilogue boyfriend that was never real so that no one could complain he never got a happy ending. We got to see Robin kiss a girl, and then we excluded Vickie from the epilogue so that you can assume that they either broke up or stayed together and everyone is happy not. No one complains they do.
okay, mileven and byler. The fans that kick up the most noise. It's the battle between which one is going to happen.
If mileven happened, all the bylers would be mad, rightfully so given we were queerbaited.
If we make byler canon all the homophobes/milevens/both will be angry. They'll say byler was fanservice ironic.
But they can't do either of those really, because that would make things controversial. There would be people kicking up a fuzz on what's meant to be the most main stream show of all time. We can't have that. And yes I know that we're still mad about being queerbaited, but the difference is that the milevens are angry too. They took the easy option. Which was making us both angry. They couldn't choose. They couldn't commit. So instead, they went with the most widely believed theory ever, killing Jane. This way, the milevens get a tragic ending but they still get to say that their ship was deep and the sort of endgame. And the bylers, they get to go back to their fanfiction just like queer people have been doing since Star Trek. They're used to it. They'll get over it. They've given us acres of post cannon fields to explore. A shared look at the end. Mike running his hand over his and Will's binders. Ambiguous byler. Tragic mileven. Can't choose a side? Just make them both hate you. Km.