Kay: Warrior Princess

Cats have never forgiven us for swapping the warm displays with a built in shelf for a cold thin rectangle

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

"My head hurts so BAD when will it STOP" i cry out as i scroll harder down the headhurter9000 rectangle in my hands

it's so crazy too bc i'll be like "this phrase/practice is being touted as ancient knowledge with a secret unbroken lineage, but it was quite literally made up in the 20th century. like we can trace it back to its very inception in like 1961." and someone will be like "that can't be true because my grandmother taught it to me." and i'm like yes your grandmother was 20 in 1961.

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

follows you online due to your posts. Lol

The thing about fantasy worldbuilding is that verisimilitude and the rule of cool are not enemies. Someone who looks at a pod of flying whales and asks "what do they eat?" is not being a spoilsport – they're engaging with the premise. There are any number of much more serious objections to aerial megafauna than lack of any obvious role in a trophic web that could have been raised if they just wanted to shoot the idea down; a person who wants to know what the flying whales eat is all but explicitly yes-anding the idea. Sure, you might not have an answer at your fingertips, but acting like it's unimaginative for them to have asked is a really fucking weird way to react.

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

I saw the commercial for the first time and thought I was being punk’d.

these two communicate on a level we cannot understand with current language.

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

Yeah we've built technology to eliminate the need to hire and pay people... You just need to pay us all the money you would have paid workers over a lifetime all at once. But you'll save moneyyyy

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!