Paolo

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

I hate to break it to you but skeletons are, in fact, real. There's one incredibly close to you at this very second

this is like that one summer I played too much chess, and then I was standing in line at the grocery store at a slightly diagonal angle to the person in front of me and I had this light go off in my brain like “weak pawn structure this is your chance” before I realized that it was real life actually.

[so horny ive forgotten social codes] i'd like to do some butterfly taxidermy shit to them

i hate when a kink is really good in theory but like 90% of the content you find for it online are made by people with really really boring and normative views on sexuality and identity

Not if I can impregnate her first

Happy Satan Impregnates His Bride season to those who celebrate.

boy that sure is some creepy pasta

This is my lunch. It was made for me.

World's sexiest man (me) is dying from a deadly plague (mild cold), how will we recover as a society

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

It's hard making friends as an adult. When I was in elementary school, I went table to table at the cafeteria asking every person there if they liked Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time for the Nintendo DS, and no one knew what the fuck I was talking about aside from one kid, and then we became friends for 7 years