charlie zoophobiadarwincicle

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

gay jerking off used to be fun when you needed to savor the memory of the mannequin in the underwear isle with the huge bulge, now you can just go on your phone and watch people have sex. lame

can I live my life

Me at the golf course fucking the wholes

marine biology is so fucked up you might see incomprehensible eldritch horrors such as a wet bug or a fish with big teeth or a different wet bug or even some kind of glowing worm. stay fucking safe out there

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

i mean, that sure would be a sign something was wrong

the plant that makes you grow extra legs

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

he has beautiful doe eyes and im like a ford f-150 going 80mph in the middle of the night

i hate finding out absurdist jokes are actually normal jokes i was just missing context for. way to ruin the fun.. now its lame.. scoffs

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

U a little girl. Signed, The taliban