charlie zoophobiadarwinkellycicle

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

we have to put lava in more public spaces or humans areFUCKED

top economists are saying today that so long as the coyote doesn't look down he will never fall

Torterra.....

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

charlies kind of got tubbo's hair colour now which is annoyinf for drawing purposes and really funny for rpf purposes