charlie zoophobiadarwincicle

@zoo-phobia him

yeah

Booed out of the doctors' office for referring to my erectile dysfunction as "the pubic missile crisis"

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

yes fine I wanted to touch and fuck on it

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

my hot take is that tumblr should have a bookmark function as well as likes