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This is why he always wins all the @need-him-pregnant-poll polls

"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way

treating your own characters badly is problematic? back in my day if we were mildly inconvenienced on the way to work we'd vivisect them for the stress relief

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

You have no clue how hard this is going to go

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

Jerking off. Falling down the stairs. Fixing the wifi.