🌈 the only men i find attractive are fictional 🌈

whats yalls ultimate fave character. like years have passed, interests have come and gone, yet theyre still here. mines ellie williams

I love how this man is, to his core, even amidst The Circumstances, such a middle school teacher.

the conversation about the ICE contractor at the taylor swift and travis kelce wedding misses the point so hard because the actual conversation should be about class divides like the whole roster of riches was together at a wedding, it’s never left vs right—it’s the rich vs average people.

his worldview is utterly divorced from reality and brother those alimony payments are brutal

The goddess Iris herself offered to make an appearance in your Greek mythology movie and you dare deny her??

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

i would read that fanfic ngl

About my fish??