sab moh maya hai

beloved friends. treasured acquaintances. revered mutuals. we are gathered here today to pay attention to meeee

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

I'm a sucker for a good "you think you're in one horror subgenre but it's actually a different horror subgenre". character struggling to accept that maybe demons are tormenting them suddenly finds out it's actually aliens. trope of all time tbh

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

the nasty trick is that making friends is pretty easy but managing to keep in touch with everyone is next to impossible

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

me 2 me: anything u want princess

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

I'll be an avid shipper of something until someone walks in and says "there is NO platonic explanation for this" and suddenly I've never shipped it before in my life and they're just friends and I can't lie i can't really see them being in a romantic relationship with each other yeah sorry I just don't see it