Emmett @ Carlisle whenever he wants to go do something insane that could get him killed and will force them all to relocate:
carlisle:
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Emmett @ Carlisle whenever he wants to go do something insane that could get him killed and will force them all to relocate:
carlisle:

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At this point, I’m fairly certain that Carlisle gave someone a million bucks to go save the Amazon in the eighties and accidentally ended up the third largest shareholder in Amazon the company
In retrospect, I think my hatred of Twilight as a teen was due to two things
Internalized sexism that made me want to seperate myself from things that “normal” girls were into
An extreme attraction to Kristen Stewart that I could neither recognize nor handle
No offence but Bella and Charlie’s relationship of “we’re kind of awkward around each other and figuring out how to be a family after living apart for seventeen years, and we’re both introverted homebodies that have separate interests but still kind of enjoy each other’s company, and neither of us are good at talking about our feelings but we find our own little ways of expressing that we care about and love each other” …is so damn wholesome and I want more of it.
broke: imprinting
woke: the whole pack is gay

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honestly, Carlisle was probably randomly thinking “jeez, Edward and Rose are so similar, it’s a shame they can’t get along. They’d make for an interesting couple.” like a year after Rose turned. Edward overhears and thinks “so THATS why he turned her????? For ME?????” not grasping that Carlisle was clearly not being serious
This makes way more sense, really.
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You could replace "put down towels" anything and yeah
we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?
LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!
oh you sweet summer child
I actually made this a button last convention
Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now
explain pls
What are lemons??
I don’t own the copyright to this, others own the show. All I have is this saaaad little computer and a sketch pad. ^-^ Please don’t sue! I don’t need anymore stress!
Please R&R!!!!!!!
No flames. >///<
lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-
#this post made me age ten thousand years.
A/N: Things are probably going to be very OOC but who cares, It’s my fic, I do what I want! MUAHAHAHA!
Things story is lime but it might get a little lemony in later chapters ^.^ R&R no flaming!!! I don’t own the characters
this post killed me in one hit
I feel so old…
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Carlisle knew what his father would do. The bodies would be burned – anything infected by the monster must be destroyed.
fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another person is saying they just finished 10th grade. wild.
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ew a terf just followed me so reminder that if ur a terf u can get the fuck away from me
carlisle would know he naturally unsettles people as a vampire and would try exceptionally hard to counteract this at the hospital - not through anything weird that might be sus - but by keeping his hands warm. by leaving the office door open a crack. by asking people if they’re comfortable - can he open/close a window? answer any of their questions? idk how else i haven’t had 300 years to think of ways but my point is that carlisle is really good and his devotion to helping people through his position as a doctor would absolutely extend beyond the strictly medical!

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Like, every time this crosses my dash I’m both irritated that this is necessary and also completely unsurprised.
angela knows way more than she lets on. but she’s kind and minds her own business. she’s been quietly observant of the cullens for a while before bella’s arrival to forks. as the school photographer, (and someone who prefers to listen rather than talk) she’s great at observation/research. but she doesn’t pry. i love angela.