I guess we should be happy we didn’t get Rynezmae or something? 

The whole thing just . .. ugh. Aside from the aesthetics of the name or that fact that’s in a smush name it just . . . does not make sense in my head for Bella Swan of all people to come up with this name.  “Edward Jacob/Edward Junior” is exactly the kind of name Bella would come up with. EXACTLY. It’s so in character it hurts. But Renesmee? When has she ever been that whimsical and creative? Girl loves brown and classic lit. Making up a name feels like an author choice, not a Bella Swan choice. Wouldn’t it make more sense for her to pick a name from literature? Catherine. Juliet. Heck she could name a girl Darcy! 

And then the whole logic behind it, with SM being like “what do you name the most unique baby in the world? I couldn’t name her Jennifer or Ashley” and then she literally named one of Nahuel’s sisters ‘Jennifer’ in the guide so, yes you absolutely can name a supernatural human-vampire hybrid Jennifer! And if the whole point is that this baby was too special and unique to have a ‘human’ name then the suggested boy’s name shouldn’t have been “Edward Jacob/Junior” because that doesn’t go with the stated logic behind Renesmee’s name. Either both suggested names should have been weird (Renesmee Carlie and Edwob Charlisle or Romeo or Heathcliff omg name your baby ‘Heathcliff,’ Bella, DO it!) or both normal and classic (Edward Jacob/Junior and Elizabeth Renee/Carlie/Esme/Rose/Alice/whatever). Pick one theme and go with it. 

“If it’s a girl she’s too special for a human name and I’ll make one up. If it’s a boy I’m just gonna give him the same old man name his forever 17-year-old dad has.” It’s weird, right? 

me:

Jake: I’d never like you, under any circumstances.