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[ID: an edited image of zohran mamdani (the mayor of NYC) with a llama hat and cat whiskers drawn on his face. his black tie is edited to look like dan's eclipse shirt. end ID]

“wow you’re still a virgin? I’d assume there’d be a lot of people lining up for you” yeah lining up to make fun of me maybe😭😭

istg if something lesbian doesn't happen to me by the end of this year, im throwing myself off a bridge

i love being a yearner and a freak. like yes my heart aches and wants, but so does my cunt

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.