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istg if something lesbian doesn't happen to me by the end of this year, im throwing myself off a bridge

i love being a yearner and a freak. like yes my heart aches and wants, but so does my cunt

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

In honor of Phil's birthday we should all wear our most fun, colorful socks! Make sure they don't match!!

"trans men should be allowed to take up space" 🚫🚫🚫 disagree 👎

all men go in a big hole in the ground until we learn to behave 🕳

Is this satire or no….

no they're actually putting us on the big hampster wheels tomorrow

why y'all hate trans men so much what they do to you

well they arent running on that damn wheel fast enough for one

I love accidentally reinventing hymen-restoration-project

For the record, I fully support this. Powering cities with hamster wheels run by men? Sign me up. I needed more jobs to give those sweaty little gulag boys.