hi i like vampires a lot, thanks

that's the living tombstone you uncultured shit

[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker

Cuntula

What helped me write trauma better is remembering that the nervous system learns predictions. If danger used to come after quiet, calm can feel threatening. If kindness used to come with a price, kindness can feel suspicious. So healing is not just “they know they’re safe now.” Healing is the slow, annoying, deeply unfair process of teaching the body that the old prediction is not always the present truth.

I love following walk throughs, and save scumming, and cheating, and easy mode, and looking up how other people solved problems. I will always do whatever I want to make a game an enjoyable experience for me.

some of my greatest ideas come to me right as I've shut the computer off, put the phone down, and gotten into bed

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

save me loyal to the death second in command characters. save me. love you loyal second in command characters that are forced to turn against their leader. save me. loyalty

#happy pride to this episode of a sitcom from the 1980s!!!!

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary