Dude I'm literally

it's 11:53, did you know you are so handsome

Erm acshully itshs 8:53

I have sent an unfathomable amount of locusts to your home

Low-key hilarious how 95% of Dragonborn end up with a Hoard. Absolutely peak intersection of narrative and game design. You consume ONE dragon soul and next thing you know you’ve got 175 wheels of cheese. You learn like 3 whole words in Draconic and you’ve got poor Lydia pack-muling candelabras across the fjords. I personally mostly Hoarded precious metals and gems, but I’ve seen people who Hoarded books and pelts and, like…there is No mechanical reward for this. Players just love to Hoard shit in that game. Absolute Dragon behavior.

ah the post below this on my timeline was transformer porn so yeah thanks for oiling them up more

man.