never ever getting over robby counting out his pittlings in the background 😭😭😭😭
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oh i definitely gotta draw this man more
Dating Stan Rosado was different than what you’d expected. He wasn’t just some dumb jock, he made sure you knew how much he cared.
It started small, with him pulling your chair out in classes to him holding doors open for you during school and carrying your bag after classes.
Outside of school was a different story. Since you two were outside of school, it’d give him more opportunities to show how much you meant to him. Of course he’d still open doors for you and pull out your chairs, but he’d be able to do more than just basic gentlemen tasks.
He knows your coffee order by the second date, always having one on hand whenever the two of you went out together or hung out.
When the two of you finally sit down to relax or just take a tiny break he’s making sure you’re comfortable before anything. You need water? He’s on it. Your feet hurt? He’s finding somewhere for you to sit down.
Stan wants to make sure his girl is always happy. After Delilah, he wants to make sure you and he won’t fight or be dissatisfied in the relationship.
You do the same, of course. He’s your first real boyfriend, so of course you want to do everything he wants.
first time writing for stan i love how it turned out!!
Being bisexual is the worse thing you can do
Being bisexual is the worse thing you can do
Be a femme! Be a butch! Be everything in between!
Bisexuality!!
As long as you don't have sex with women
Every girl is bisexual after a cup of wine
And every man is gay after three bottles of beer
You want to be taken seriously
But your cheekbones don't look it
Go to lesbian bars
But somehow end up with a man
Wear cute dresses
And still have a man groping your ass
Bisexuality is the worse thing you can be
Lesbian women hate
And men find you exotic
Thinking they can change you for the better
Fourth of July comes
And you're drinking a beer
Near the fridge and the girl you haven't seen in a year
Make out with her, touch her, lick her
But at the end of the night
Everyone will still say
"I didn't know you played that way!"
Bisexuality is something I fear
You cannot join pride groups
And you cannot be with a man
They stereotype you as a dominatrix with likeness for pegging
But when you are not you burned to death as a witch
Squirt! Like men! Have tits!
Have no fear bisexuality is here!
I do not want to be butch and get assumed
I do not want to be assumed
I do not want to be lesbian, transgender or bisexual
Being bisexual is the worse thing you can do
The one in hiding
I am hiding behind a clear door
With pigtails and frilly dresses
They see who I am
And no one wants to open the door
I am hiding behind a person
Who loves men and jerks off penises
She wears pink shirts and mary janes
She does ballet and crosses her legs
She knows bible verses and prays everyday
But when I open that closet door
She transforms into me
The one who always preferred jeans
Blue, trucks, and bugs
Who only befriended girls because they were pretty
She doesn't believe in God
And loves misandry
Kisses girls for fun
She hides behind the long hair woman
Her short pixie hair sticking out
She has chains dripping down
And smokes blunts
The person I see in front
Does not
She hates everything with a rainbow
Black and white she sees everything
Holding onto the one piece of sanity
The bows, skirts, and men lining up to kiss her
Nobody comes running to the one behind her
Just a little kid who looks me
She hugs her
While the men cum running to the other
I watch this all
The second one must be tired of this hiding
Then I see the first begging to be killed
I have the gun
Let the real one live
Instead of pulling the trigger
I close the door
And hope no one can find them

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You missed my heart
He poked at my stomach
And he pierced my skin
He gripped my hair
Touched me through my underwear
Broke my pelvic bone
Punched my breasts
And ate my fingers
He got me good
But he missed my heart
He missed my heart
And someways
I wished he didn't
Because my fragility was broken
My feet are filled with shards of glass
My scalp is full of dried blood
My inner thighs are full of pus
And yet he missed my heart
He shot an arrow through my chest
Took my nose
Plucked my eyelashes
He grabbed all of me
And didn't give it back
So late at night
I scream into the depths of heaven
"You missed my heart."
That was the only heavenly thing about me
And he missed it
I am not whole without it
My body has gone cold
And I am washing up on the shore
My throat has slashes
My wrists are infected
My lips are sealed
But I can still feel my heart beating
He tore down my collarbones
Kicked my ribs
Touched my legs
But drew the line at the thing that made me human
You missed my heart
You missed my heart
You missed my heart
I cannot feel anything anywhere
You did this to me
Why couldn't you take all of me?
I think my body is filled with rape and blood
I wouldn't know because I can't feel my lungs
You ripped my body away from me
But you are a coward for missing my heart
I want revenge sometimes
Take your voice box too
But once in a blue moon
I can feel it finally
Beating against my broken chest
And I stop to feel it again
My eyebrows waxed
My fingernails cracked
My labia flexed
But my heartbeat is what you lack
I know you see it going down on her
How you wished my heart would be there
Clawing your way through to find it
My uterus is gone
My babies are no more
My liver, kidneys, small intestine
You bit them
I am incomplete
To this day I yell for you
You missed my heart
I must live on my days missing a part of my soul
Because you coward
Wouldn't take my heart
Nun
In another life
I was a nun
Hands constantly in pray
Whispering hymns
And verses I was asked to memorize
I can see it all so clearly
The head piece I would wear
What my room would look like
How devotion would come so easily
God would teach me not to be sick
I have tried other things
But nothing can capture the stain
She has left on my body
Oh how I feel for her lord
I will chant it until my knees are raw
I was made to be a nun
But I was also made to be young
I want to still run wildly
Freely as like she breathes
The future does not look at all fright
With her I am cold without my might
If I tried hard enough I could be a nun
But if I did not try at all
I would be hers
Lord do not save me from my sins
You can kill them another day
For I bathe in clean water
The one she boiled for me
She is the angel I want to become
And for that
The nun in me has become undone
In another life she marries another
And I share the same devotion to our heavenly father
For I, will finally become a nun
What am I doing?
What am I doing
I said I wouldn't live past thirteen
And at fourteen I cried saying I wasn't going to make it that year
Im fifteen turning sixteen
So what am I doing here
I cut, and I starve
My wrists are stilling, showing
So truly, what am I still doing?
I was supposed to be a therapist
But I cannot help myself
I beg till this day, to cut all of my bones
My hands still shake when I write
And my mother is right
I do not know who I am
I seem so sad for a girl who wants to live
I have great friends now
I have so many I cannot count
They sound me gifts and love
And yet I can still feel myself drifting away
SImply because I want to keep my emotions at bay
I would rather die than let them see who I kill late at night
Waking up by the dawn light
Praying to any god
WHAT am I doing here
I do not know what I am
I was put on this earth for a reason
But what if my reason was to be a lesson?
To teach that boy I loved that girls are not to be played with
To teach my uncle little girl's make you sin
To teach my best friends people come and go
What if my purpose is to choose death and go
Leaving this earth alone
But somehow someday
I will become an angel for what I have done
Teaching those to not become undone
What if I am the reason why my father slipped away
All that is left for me to do is die
Leave them with the lessons I gave away
What AM I doing
I was supposed to be a lawyer
Read all the law books possible as a fourteen year old
Criminal law or medical malpractice
Either way, I was going to save them all
The lingering question wandered
What if you have to save a rapist
What if that doctor did say the f slur
What if the person you have to protect is you
And you know damn well you aren't good
I was supposed to be an artist
Writing songs rather than singing them
Watch as someone else sang my feelings away
Knowing I was the one who wanted everything to go away
But I gave them the chance to sing
What am I left to do but drink?
If I was a songwriter now
This would be turned into a song
And an unknown indie artist who has never worked a day in their life
Would have called relatable
And lust over the way my feelings transform
I am supposed to be a nurse
Taking free online classes
Saving those who are hurt
But I know one day
I will have to save a child who kills their mother someday
And I will have to live with the fact a little boy died of cancer
Knowing one day
I might go that way too
Writing this down still gives me OCD to this day
I do not know who I am
What am I doing?
I am a single person
Who gets bored easily
I am talking to this girl
Saved by an Angel
She is what keeps the horrors at bay
But sometimes I feel that love slipping away
Knowing I begged and begged for love like this to come my way
I do not deserve it
I is a singular problem
I is what I am going through
I is alone
I do not know what I am doing
What am I DOING?
I am writing a poem about how I do not know what to do
I sit here with nothing on my school credit
Besides one D and five hundred A's
I do not volunteer and I can't seem to care
What a great time to choose being a nurse
I think about my own suicide a lot
I know my fate
Just not now
Or later
Maybe in college or nursing school I faked getting into
Everything you see is fake
I am not doing what I am saying I am doing
Because moments later
I will be happy again
And I won't be asking the same silly question
WHAT AM I DOING?
Stereotypical man
My father is a stereotypical man
He wears camo shorts
Yells the word, "fuck!"
And he grills big slabs of steak every Sunday
He believes in God
And he has multiple guns
He has a housewife at home
Two kids
One boy
One girl
He went into the Navy young
Became an alcoholic young
Raped young
He watches films on full blast
He has a giant car that will last
He fishes every chance he gets
And hunts at the very last minute
He likes to call himself traditional because of the way he handles his family
We're perfectly normal
When I talk about my wedding
He mentions his gun
When I mention my boyfriend
He starts to practice threatening for fun
Protective over his daughter
Same standards as the Bible
He keeps rainbow flags run over within a mile
He prays on his knees asking his children to be free
Do not give them this sickness
Please please please
He'll tell my mom he's ready to disown
Propaganda he screams
These queers are stealing our kids!!!
My prom is near
And he is ready to come out with a gun
I hope he doesn't shoot when he sees the guy who has come to pick me up
But I'll remember her beautiful dress and flashing smile anyway

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I’m commenting on EVERYTHING I see, everyone is going to know me by name
first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
Magnus Archives fan I see
THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY
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I uhm befall tragic circumstances, befriend a creature about which we know very little, get my heart broken by the inevitable goodbye and then we meet again and I go live with them- fuck i brought phm into this ah well @lightsabersandbluecookies will you be my pardner for this journey?
YES OFC
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Uhmm a dinosaur shoots me in the heart but I'm queer so i turn the time back like Cinderella and get a do-over-?
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Im showinf pride and then the police kill me?
✅🌹❄️🪽🎀
???? LET IT GOO???????
🪄🗣🔥👋🫶
I don't know how to interpret this...
🫁🦠🌻🚧🎭
I get a lung infection from smelling a sunflower, it makes me crash my car on the way to the theater
💔👀💀🇺🇸✨ I watch someone have their heart broken and then America dies with sparjles
💛🖤🫶✨👈 awwwww
Just a bunch of love <333
❤️🫶🙏👍👙
Uhhh
Going to the beach with a girl I love? Pls?
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see now I don’t really know?
Unmasked (2)
Baran Al-Hashimi x Spiderman! Reader
Part 2! Read part 1 here.
Description: Keeping true to their word, Reader visits Baran after her shift.
Warnings: None, Just fluff :)
A/N: I’M ALIVE!!! Sooo I just finished up my college finals and now I’m able to write again! I had already written this before finals came but I didn’t like that version, so I completely re-did it...I like this so much better. I hope you do too!! Please enjoyyyy!!
You remembered the first time you met Baran. She wasn’t like the precise, put-together attending she was today. In fact, quite the opposite. You were walking to your next class with your headphones on when someone bumped into you. Books were everywhere as the girl fell to the floor, and when you looked to see who it was, your breath was taken away. She wasn’t much different back then than she is now. She still had those same flawless curls and those big brown doe eyes that you quickly learned you couldn’t say no to.
“Ohmygosh I’m so sorry-” Those words shook you out of your daze and you quickly knelt, picking up the books. “Don’t sweat it.” You cut her off with a smile as you stood up and held out your hand for her to take. “I’m Y/F/N.” You added as you pulled her to her feet. “Baran Al-Hashimi…” She responds, her voice soft. You glanced down at the books in your hand and held them out for her, to which her cheeks flushed in embarrassment, and she mumbled a thank you as she took them. You chuckled and nudged her playfully. “It was nice meeting you Baran. Hopefully the next time I see you won’t be by bumping into you.” You winked before walking off to your class.
The next time you saw her that day was a few hours later in your anatomy class. When you walked in, you spotted her…she was in the seat in front of you. You paused. How come you never noticed her before? Sliding into your seat, you tapped her shoulder with your pencil, a grin on your face. “Fancy seeing you here, Baran.” You said when she glanced behind her. Her eyes widened a bit when she registered who you were and she smiled. “I didn’t realize you were in this class.” She said as she turned around fully to face you. You just shrugged. “We never had a reason to interact until now.” The two of you had talked until the bell rang and your teacher began his lecture. You tried paying attention, but your mind kept drifting off; it was a miracle you were passing the class. You glanced at Baran and the notes that she was taking. They were organized, each section color-coded. By the time class was over, you had missed all of the key points and mumbled something about hating anatomy, which got Baran’s attention. She looked back at you and noticed you didn’t write anything down, so she slid her notebook onto your desk. “Take a picture to copy them down…and if you don’t understand anything, I can help you.” Baran says, her cheeks pink but a shy smile on her face. You felt yours go red as well, but you did as she said and nodded. After that day you and Baran would spend hours together. She’d help you in anatomy and then you guys would talk about anything and everything. You’d often drag her to different places you wanted to take pictures of, your love for photography always shining around her.
You remembered the day you got bit. It had changed…well, everything. With the powers you got, the responsibility…it was hard, trying to find a balance. You had slowly distanced yourself from Baran. Yes you two still hung out, but not nearly as often as before. Then in college, it became almost nonexistent. Baran went off to pursue medical school while you tackled biology- or you tried to. At some point, being Spider-Man and going to college became too much. You basically disappeared for years while you focused on fighting crime.
It was only recently that you put yourself out there again and became a freelance photographer. You never felt ready, unable to find a healthy balance until you got older, more mature. Though you often thought about what you could’ve done if you had continued college back then, if you hadn’t been bitten.
Now present day, you were lying on the edge of a roof, watching the minutes tick by towards the end of the day. You caught a few troublemakers, but otherwise it was a quiet day. You couldn’t stop thinking about Baran, so maybe it was a blessing that you weren’t really needed.
You let out a huff as you sat up, taking in the city below you. Your eyes landed on a floral shop a few blocks away. A smile appeared on your face, you didn’t want to show up empty-handed, and flowers seemed perfect to bring to Baran. Standing up, you turned your back to the edge of the building and closed your eyes, feeling air rush past you as you let gravity take over. At the last second, your hand shot out, as well as a web, your body swinging forward barely above the street. The adrenaline you felt…it was like no other. It was freeing. It only took a few swings before you ended at the flower shop. You felt eyes and phone cameras on you, but you didn’t care. You were more focused on picking the perfect bouquet for Baran.
When you spotted a bouquet filled with lilies wrapped in purple wrapping paper, you knew you had found the perfect one. Grabbing it and walking to the front desk, you held out money to the cashier, who smiled and shook her head. “It’s on the house, Spider-Man. Whoever gets those is a lucky lady.” She said. You smiled under the mask, but realized she couldn’t see it, so you lifted it slightly to show the grin on your face. “Thank you, Ma’am. You’re very kind, but I can’t take these for free.” You said before pulling down your mask and placing the money on the counter. “Keep the change!” You said over your shoulder as you walked out of the store.
You stared up at the buildings, your hand stretched out ready to shoot a web, but you hesitated. Not wanting to ruin the flowers, you slowly lowered your hand and began the long trek towards the PTMC.
🕷🕸️✩°★°⋆ 🎧✮🕸🕷
You climbed to the top of the building’s parking garage and glanced around. You had no way of contacting Baran, nor any way of knowing if she was still here. Still, you decided to look around. You spotted a car, your mind wandering back to a conversation the two of you had years ago. She was talking about her dream car once she had a doctor’s salary. A Silver Volvo is what she had said, and that was the car you were standing in front of. You smiled, knowing she got the car she wanted.
“I hope you don’t plan on fighting near my car, she’s pretty new.” A voice startled you, even with your spidey-sense. Baran never failed to scare you, probably because you felt safe around her. Turning around, you smiled (but again, the mask covered it…) and waved. Glancing around and noticing no one, you pulled off your mask and grinned harder at the sight of Baran. “No fighting here, I promise.” You said softly before holding out the flowers for her to take. “These are for you…I hope you like them.” You said quickly, your cheeks reddening. Baran smiled and took them, quickly stepping forward and pressing a kiss to your cheek.
“They’re lovely…” She said as she smelled them. She looked at you again, analyzing you like she always did. You stood up straighter under her gaze, and she noted that you didn’t show any pain. Her eyes drifted down to your ribs. You were wearing a clean, new suit, as if you didn’t come crawling into her ER. You glanced down at your own body when you noticed where she was looking, and you chuckled.
“I heal fast. At that moment, though…thank you again.” You said sheepishly, breaking the silence. Baran looked up at you and nodded slowly before looking down at where she knew she had stitched you up the other day, her hand reaching out, hesitant, but there on your ribs. Your heart raced at her touch, but you didn’t move away from it. “Can I see them?” Baran asked, her voice warm as she looked up at you with those big brown eyes you adored. You couldn’t say no. “Of course…” You glanced around and rubbed the back of your neck nervously. “But probably not here…It’s…too open.” You muttered out, a bit embarrassed. Baran looked at you for a moment before laughing.
“You keep forgetting your Spider-Man and not just…Y/N.” Baran nudged you teasingly before walking towards the driver's seat of her car. “We can go to my place.” She glanced at you expectantly since you hadn’t moved since she got there. She looked at her car again before chuckling and shaking her head. “You can swing there if you’re more comfortable that way. But I’m checking your stitches whether you like it or not.” Baran said firmly before stepping into her car. You looked out towards the city, then back at Baran in her car. You loved swinging…but you wanted to spend more time with Baran too. With a groan, you walked to the passenger side of her car. “Baran you are going to be the death of me…” You muttered before hopping into her car. This was gonna be a long ride…
OH MY GOD YES YES YES ITS EVERYWHEREEEE
watching brainrot tiktoks before bed and Jack heard and the er has to suffer hearing him go “can you stop being a useless chud”
you guys have to stop being so funny omfg
"nightcrawlers PLEASE lock in"
"fuck my stupid fucking chungus attending life"
"i need you to be chart chart chart sahur right now"
“Guys please it’s ONLY been 6 or seven hours.”
“And that is correct the patient needs another dose or morphine, clock it.”
“I need to call my baby boo.”
Uhhh AU with Elektra as Daredevil and Karen as The Punisher send post.
DONT PLAYYY.
Because hypothetically if they have their same personalities, they would meet while Karen is going off on a silly little killing spree after finding out where a certain mafia is hiding, Elektra pulls up, BOOT to Karen’s throat, she looks up at this sarcastic devil, only thinking no about how pretty she would look if the roles were reversed. And Elektra is thinking that she could get used to this, HEYO.
I want to add to this so bad

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REASON TO NOT END IT:
"there's someone out there who doesn’t know how to tell you they care about you"
-anonymous
#407
reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions