#1 trolls fan 🫶

teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”

just ignore the glowing green orb next to you i have nothing to do with it probably

me at the tumblr restaurant: could i have loki’s santa fe chicken salad and a “dangan ronpa drink”

It's too late. I have put your awesome balls and amazing cock inside this spring loaded trap and if you so much as move a muscle it'll be like horsemeat. Like horsemeat.

he could try scented plastic flowers

idk who needs to hear this, but your partner should be making your life better and easier than it is on your own. if your partner is making your life harder, they're constantly stressing you out, if they're not showing up for you? babe you gotta leave, life is so short and we only get one, so don't spend it with someone who makes you feel bad about your life, you deserve so much better than that

Millions of ant wars happening across the globe every day for millions of years

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes