#1 trolls fan 🫶

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

driving sux because you can get killed. thanks henry ford you fucking jackass.

you kids ask for death in every other post and you’re just cranky because you don’t have your license.

*runs you over*

wait youre the fucking maid cafe guy

so what? he’s totally right this time.

*runs you over*

tiramisu

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress

well let’s see if I care