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*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

letd go eat parts of that guys car

imagine still thinking nerd shit is counterculture couldn’t be me

star wars is a multibillion dollar franchise, the lord of the rings trilogy won 17 oscars, harry potter has 7 bestselling books + 10 movies and a theme park, the mcu is still massively popular 30 wildly interconnected movies later, game of thrones was the biggest show in the world for a decade, and we’ve had 50 years of star trek with how many reboots and spinoffs exactly??

you aren’t oppressed for liking fantasy/sci fi shit please put on sunscreen and deodorant and go outside and accept that every human alive was born with the knowledge that darth vader is luke skywalker and leia organa’s father

i don’t usually check the notes on my posts but @ everyone who has seen star wars but apparently didn’t know darth vader was also leia’s father: i’m dying to know how y’all thought twins worked

you can watch the literal dumbest movie ever made and be like wow that was the literal dumbest movie ever made and I felt nothing and then in the middle of the night your animal brain can still be like what if a clown had got in my house

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

i am going to do it

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it a litle bit cold