The Dove

part of me wants to get into making fucked up little minecraft mods

like, i kind of had an idea for a mod that removes all the vanilla mobs and i replace/come up with creepy new ones. i have a fun idea for the villagers :)

i want to create some vaguely hostile ultra lonely experience, which means getting rid of most passive mobs that players tend to farm. coming up with a solution to that rn.

the doorman doesn't really attack you, it just gets really really close to you. and breathes into your ears. it'll only become hostile if you attack it first. moves very quickly if you're not looking at it, but moves extremely slowly if you do. not actually all that dangerous but i think it'll freak out a ton of people.

there was a long stretch of time where i’ll admit a concern of mine was coming across as a more acceptable and palatable version of myself specifically in the interest of possibly dodging ire and antagonism from people who hated the very core of what i was anyway. like maybe if i could prove i was different or more normal then i could bridge the gap. but when doing this you realize eventually that certain gaps are not meant to be bridged. they’re man-made and specifically maintained on purpose to keep you othered. there is nothing i can ever say or do that will stop the most hateful people from twisting literally anything into evidence of a pre-decided nature. it is genuinely impossible to be anything but who i am, so i can’t afford to waste my breath anymore. there’s too much light and love to be found within what i’ve already had the whole time.

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

Okay so basically here's the rundown: Joey Snitz is your standard run-of-the-mill bodyguard type. Big muscles, little brain, but he carries a gun and knows how to use it, so watch out. The Sneeze is the brains of the operation. Every job they've had, they've been one step ahead of the competition. In 9th grade, they won the spelling bee six times in a row. Do not underestimate them. Von Crayn is a real fuckin punk. Kid lived on the streets since '62 and at this point it's easier to list what crimes he hasn't done rather than the ones he has. Heart of gold, though. He does it all for his brother. Can't forget Apples. Got her name from inventing a special new kind of fruit that tastes like apples. She's a little flighty, but give her enough time, and her inventions will blow your little mind. And last but not least? Dave Bautista. Yeah. Good fuckin' luck.