zoo wee mama!

love is real but im evil now

whenever i see a sleeping kitties paws unguarded i understand exactly how eve felt about the apple

Someone print this post out and nail it to Jeff Bezos’ door like the 99 Theses

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

Reblog if you support wlw astronauts getting it on at 0 gravity

In space no one can hear lesbians scream

oh to be a statue of a goddess covered in moss, somewhere in the garden of the enchanted ruins the castle left behind, for birds to take rest on my shoulders and for animals to sleep in front of my feet, for no ordinary humans to be reached

every single social interaction i've ever had has been complete guesswork

every time i have a conversation i spend the next 30 minutes after grading myself

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

I like that you don't even need to translate to understand.