Beene

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

Shit we broke it

M O R E

hey guys not sure if any of you relate but personally ive been really big into stories lately. characters, even. i find myself impacted by fiction. yeah. that made-up stuff. this is just one brief look into my sick and twisted mind

Off topic but this is too good not to share with the world!

That poor excavator operator: DON'T FUCK THIS UP DON'T FUCK THIS UP

[Video Description: a child runs up to a construction site on the side of the road with a big (relative to the child) dump truck toy. they are greeted enthusiastically by the workers on the site, and put down the truck before being pulled away by their parent. the excavator then pulls up a little bit of dirt and puts it into the dump truck toy. the child is jumping up and down, visibly delighted. end description.]

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