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──── 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐚𝐲 .ᐟ

ft; Isagi, Rin, Reo, Ness, Kaiser, Karasu & Shidou

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the jjk men discover the reason you had no time for them and regret the things they said

based on this request!

incl: gojo, geto, nanami, sukuna, toji

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amazing writing by the way!

Sugar Talking

featuring: Benjamin Poindexter as your neighbor!

warning: suggestive (MDNI!!), fluff, Dex has stalking tendencies

A/N: Thank you so much:)) I hope you enjoy this 🫶🏻

includes: atsumu, nishinoya, kuroo, kenma, kageyama, oikawa, iwazumi, kita

texting your bf!

tags comedy, fluff

warnings none!!

A silly conversation between Lane and you

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Lane: yo u forgot ur jacket at my apartment

You: wait really??? I literally searched everywhere in my apartment

I even went to the store omfg

Lane: yeahyeah

So u coming or what?

You: Lane, it's 4 am. I'm not gonna go to your place

Lane: Why? You're already up and it wouldn't be the first time coming to your handsome coworker

Heh. We could have our first time when you come over

You: Stfu like seriously

And why don't to you come to MY place??

You have a car

Lane: Pretty I get that u want a taste of me sooo bad but u gotta know me better than that

I'm in a call with Lub rn

You: So you've been playing the last 4 hours and won't stop, right? Dickhead

Lane: Exactly

You get, I get and Lub gets it

You: ...I'll be there in 30 mins and not for ur offer

Lane: Wait wgat

You're really coming for this jacket?

Woman, it's just a jacket. I bet you got 397 ones like every other chick

You: Firstly, I don't want my jacket to absorb your humid and acidic air

Secondly, it's really important rn

Lane: First of all, I keep my windows open yo

And ...Why's it important?

You: None of ur business, Lane

Just have pants and a shirt on when I'm there

Lane: u sure? This is how always a bad porn starts and with u and I there it's only half so bad

You: Stop talking with your dick

Just do as you're told

Lane: yk this only turns me one

Anyway why is it so important tho?

You got money in the pockets or what?

You: Like I said it's none of your business

Lane: But it's in my territory now

And Lub agrees with me

You: Tell Lub to jerk off to his anime pillow and fuck off

And you should stay where you are.

Just stay away from my jacket

Lane: woah woah not only did you hurt my feelings but also Lub's yk

I do find ur comment funny tho

Since when are women becoming funny

Why so aggressive? You put your deepest secret in your jacket's pocket?

You: Stay away from it.

Lane: You shouldn't have been so overprotective

Now I'm even more curious

What is it? Your secret diary? An embarrassing photo of yours? A thong? Drugs?

You: Just play your video game

I'm omw

Lane: Evading my questions now I see

I like my woman cruel and secretive

(Lub said that I should hang up if we fuck btw)

You: No need

Lane: Oh you wanna make him listen now?

Not bad not bad I like it

You: No need to hang up cuz I won't fuck you, idiot

Lane: Call me if you change ur mind

[You blocked this number]

After having peace and silence for approximately 40 seconds, an email was sent to you by none other than him.

"I figured u would ignore my calls for now but that was a low blow from u.

See you soon pretty.

- Your hardworking, handsome and intelligent hero of the night"

I made this at 2 am, so if it's too ooc I apologize

BLUE TURQUOISE HAIR - kashimo hajime III

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