Batman starting to suspect that Captain Marvel is actually a human teen, and using all of his knowledge as a father of seven to prove his theory.
Batman, in a room full of –supposedly– adult Superheroes:... the villains then destroyed the building and took three people hostage, which, if I may add, was just so... Skibidi.
Captain Marvel: *cringes*
Batman, eyes narrowing: ...Fortunately, they weren't standing on business. Superman and I were able to track them back to their hideout and rescue the hostages. No major aura losses. We slayed.
Captain Marvel: *cringes harder*
Batman, with the glint of victory in his eyes:... Guess you could say they couldn't handle our rizz maxxing.
Captain Marvel, covering his face in second hand embarrassment: dude...
Bruce: I have confirmation on Captain Marvel's identity being a human on the younger side, probably a teen or pre-teen.
Jason: How did you even confirmed that?
Batman: I talked Gen Z to him.
*Both Tim and Damian groaning*
Jason, blinking: You 'talked Gen Z to him'? The fuck does that mean?
Tim: Don't make him demonstrate...
Dick: He uses Gen Z slang. Kids hate it.
Jason: Are you serious? That's it?
Damian: Don't underestimate his tactic, Todd. It's... oddly effective.
Bruce, smiling: What can I say, I'm a sigma, I never take an L.
*everyone having a full-body cringe*
Jason: Holy shit, nevermind, I get it.
Bruce: W plan for real, chat
Bruce: Can't. I'm in my rizzler dad era.
Jason: I will skin myself with Damian's katana.
Green Lantern: So.. Did anyone understand Spooky's report today?
Superman: I would like to clarify. I didn't slay anyone, I was very gentle.
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