Sam

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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turns out my life purpose isn’t supposed to be as small and silent and accommodating and convenient as possible

it's like i am literally never going to own a house or find authentic love or escape the clutches of late stage capitalism so really what am i living for

everybody freaking about jjk girlies being excessively horny and depraved was not around to witness the Chrollo Stans ™ and it shows.

Global warming

this seems like a good cause

Time to put my blog to interesting use.

@tilltheendwilliwrite​ Can we help this lovely out? 

@bittergayvvitch

were only 1/10 th of the way there but yeah, my mom is kinda scared now

Haha yeah we’re getting you a dagger.

Great cause. I received my first blade at 8 years old.

it’s the 14th and we’re ¼ there!

@ibelieveinahappilyeverafter @five-rivers @cheshire-kas @itescapedfromdangerplanet @dirge-of-the-clackers @thedreadpiratewesley

27k notes and I suspect a certain someone is regretting a lot of things right now.

Knives are cool. Daggers are cool. Blades in general are cool. Let’s get you that dagger

I support you

It’s the 15th now and it’s a little shy of 75k, so I hope OP has a dagger picked out.

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter