Hello And Welcome!

Ralsei: Can you?

Kris not looking up from their book: Spear.

Ms. Chalice: he’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Ralsei: Okay, but what is updog?

Susie: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Lancer: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Jevil: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Roulxs: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Kris: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Lancer: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Susie: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Ralsei: What’s a henway??

Kris: Oh no, 'Kris' in b-flat.

Kris: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Lancer: Meet me and Susie in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Susie: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Roulxs Kaard: They were made to be followeth. Nothing is madeth to be broken.

Kris: Uh, piñatas.

Lancer: Glow sticks.

Jevil: Karate boards, boards!

Ralsei: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Susie: Rules.

Lancer: Food.

Kris: Dating~

Susie: Murder.

Kris: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Susie: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Lancer: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Jevil: Oh my god, it’s finally happening, happening!

Roulxs: *Falls over*

Ralsei: Don’t you mean plan B?

Kris: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Susie: What about plan D?

Kris: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Lancer: What about plan E?

Kris: I’m hoping not to use it. Jevil dies in plan E.

Kris, Susie, Lancer and Jevil: [gasp]

Kris, leaning seductively against the counter: Only my desire for you~

Lancer: Could you put it in another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.

Susie: [sighs] I’m sort of blackmailing them.