Its4mystery2every1

Yeah I'd choose to be a magical girl, I'd just have to make sure if it's the fun, silly type of magical girl or the eternal suffering and pain type magical girl first

Found someone who matches my freak, it's over

I need kit's body, and I mean that in the most gender envious way I possibly can

Crazy that they made Majin girls exist and then make them explicitly not fat. Not even a little pudge!

You're a medieval serf. I, a reality warping jester, grab you, and transfer all the knowledge of earth and humanity as a whole into your mind. Most of it is jumbled up, but you can distinctly hear a vividly clear "こんにちは、グレイフルーツ様。 私はあなたのストリームの大ファンです! 忘れられていた DLC、Peggle Dinners をプレイしていただけることをとても楽しみにしています。 お疲れ様でした！" half way through. No one believes you.