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the honda cervix…

Cmon it's just a nap bro. Everybody in their 20s does it. Don't be a wuss it's not even addictive lol

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

when they What

why am I scrolling . What am I hoping to find

listen up "bro", if that even is your real name,

reblog to tranquilize the person you reblogged this from

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back

ooh thank god

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art