Fab.

we’re all allowed to pick (1) thing from our teen years to keep us sane in these trying times and i have decided i’m picking 2012-2014 achievement hunter

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen

if a werewolf dies but they were an organ donor does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month

*thinks of all my worst memories so that every empath in a mile radius takes psychic damage*

computer illiteracy pride flag

*gives u a pretty rock* I love you

THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANNOT DEAL 

vulcan emojis are all just the same face