Wait.... @rainalee29 - Tumblr Blog

Just saying, Henry Cavill as Geralt looks like how I imagined Rhaegar Targaryen would’ve looked like:

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

rockbells-automail

glandot

My lonely ass, committing human transmutation for the 4th time this week: ayy whats up buddy, chum, pal, amigo, homeslice, brotha from a different motha, dawg, fella

Truth, about to take my other arm away, visibly shaking: PLEASE stop coming back

astrosoeur

the signs as pieces of classical music

Aries: Tannhäuser Overture - grand, dauntless, conflagrant, triumphant. Taurus: Le Poeme de l'Extase - languid, sybaritic, easeful, entranced. Gemini: The Moldau - volatile, nimble, scintillating. Cancer: New World Symphony - solacing, unfeigned, tender, utopian. Leo: Piano Concerto No. 1 - majestic, resplendent, climactic, gaudy. Virgo: Cello Suite No. 1 - immaculate, trenchant, robust, taut. Libra: Symphony No. 5: Adagietto - ethereal, lightsome, blooming. Scorpio: Danse Macabre - enigmatic, shadowy, overflowing, profound. Sagittarius: Waltz No. 2 - impish, effervescent, whimsical, unfettered. Capricorn: Valse Sentimentale - solemn, wistful, imposing, disillusioned. Aquarius: Daphnis et Chloé - transcendental, contradictory, uncanny. Pisces: Claire de Lune - demure, fanciful, nebulous, lulling.

forcekenobi

this fuckn sorting hat quiz is a little too real sometimes what the fuck

forcekenobi

THIS QUIZ BOUTTA SHAKE THE FOUNDATIONS OF WHAT I THOUGHT WAS MY TRUE HOGWARTS HOUSE

forcekenobi

(the quiz)

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

stuffandylikesyeah

stevnnhall

WAKE No.1 / 42x42 / Canada

mixed media with photography, acrylic paint, pastel and ink by Stev’nn Hall

memewhore

hymnofvalefor

comrade-bastard-deactivated2024

Reblog in 40 seconds and you will be put on the path to achieve your dreams and find your fortune

atsirhc-deactivated20230825

WELP.

xanadontit

Can’t hurt.

jigglyteenfeedee

Bet

arizonasugarbaby

I’ve been rolling in the dough lately so it seems like these things are working 🙏🏻

baddestheaux

No they literally work

dancinbutterfly

fuck it

memorijal

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

charlesoberonn

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

charlesoberonn

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

aphony-cree

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind

obaewankenope

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

adspexi

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over.

phenomical

olliren-blog

akiglancy-deactivated20200123

gayest sport on earth

iridescentsenpai

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

iseewhatyoudidier-deactivated20

WHAT

hayleyzorel

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

casey-jane-lewis

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

boredbaristasblog

why is he putting his hand in his pants

gardengnosticator-deactivated20

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.

mystraknits-deactivated20160402

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

fruityrudys

guys they oil each other up im crying here

onecrazycanuck

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

gekaidaimonmichiko

Some guy, having stumbled upon 2 of his close friends locked in a heated embrace, covered in oil, with their hands in each other’s pants: Bro, what the fuck are you guys doing?!

Gay dude about to make up Turkish oil wrestling: Oh, haven’t you heard?

m1tos1s

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

teashoesandhair

Why are so many stories by straight white men just:

He woke up at 3pm. He had a hangover and an erection. He thought about the hot woman he'd met at the bar. She had ruby lips and a bosom that heaved like a drunk sailor. He smoked 83 cigarettes and thought about his father.

He went to the kitchen and made some toast, because he was a man and didn't own an oven. It was 5pm by the time he left the house to buy 16 bottles of whisky and some cigarettes. The world was as dark as his soul. No one had ever known pain like his. Not since she'd left him.

He went back to his bedsit and drank 4 bottles of whisky and thought about legs as long as time itself and also had some more original thoughts about how love and death are the same thing, really. He went to bed at 4am and smoked 12 cigarettes in his sleep. The end.

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming