Professional Fangirl.

I like how barbie told men that being themselves is enough and conservatives called that being anti-men

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

Don’t do this to me

my brother in christ you made the post

This is good advice, but also why this picture?

It’s hard for two horses to be intimate when there’s an erupting volcano nearby. What’s not clicking

actually i don't suffer, ive never suffered. im a really lucky normal well adjusted person who only ever has easy thoughts. i was just having a mental breakdown to see your reaction

“Don’t kill yourself you have to outlive panic! at the disco” is old. It’s tired. P!ATD literally broke up this morning. “Don’t kill yourself you have to outlive MCR again” is new. Fresh. They’re definitely vampires but you can give it your best shot

a scooby doo series set in community college where the gang is in a criminology class and end up in a huge debate on the first day of class that leads to them starting a podcast talking about local urban legends, only to realize things aren’t quite adding up and they go to investigate for ~journalistic authenticity~ and end up solving a real-life crime disguised as supernatural occurrences. this happens every week and they’re frequently featured on the school newspaper. they only have twenty listeners

cecil gershwin palmer is the ultimate tumblr sexyman because people ask “welcome to night vale is still ongoing?” in the same way they ask “tumblr still exists?”