chubby ass hollow boned sombitches!

Baby got the robot chickens on

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

‘ur quiet’ i am gatekeeping my personality from u

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

thinking abt how im definitely someones cringe mutual ❤️ please dont go

sexual awakening is such a funny phrase like ya i was in a puritanical coma till i saw a milf on the tv when i was 11

homophobic cavemen be like.... no unga but.. he kinda bunga

Posts a bug would make

Getting thrown around

Fell off a counter

Stuck inside a light

Drag her ass to the scary basement