The Original Conjuring Cat

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

nanao be careful.....

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

I am a simple woman whos main urge is eat corn

Like probably tomorrow at work i will purchase a can of corn and eat the whole thing

daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

i’m sorry but what the actual fuck

a cackling witch