The Original Conjuring Cat

nanao be careful.....

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

I am a simple woman whos main urge is eat corn

Like probably tomorrow at work i will purchase a can of corn and eat the whole thing

daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

i’m sorry but what the actual fuck

a cackling witch

we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

the guy you made up to get mad at does exist btw you just haven't spent enough time in the reddit comments section