“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

[ID: a tag that reads, "why pretend to be a bride when you can be a meerkat"/End ID]

you are not necessary to the broth. you give no nutrients to the broth. you do not season the broth. you bring no value to the broth. you are nothing.

tired of being a person. would much rather be an unidentifiable and nebulous entity that lives in the woods and may or may not be an omen of misfortune to come

no more gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. Only touchstarved, transgender, trainwreck

if psychic Pokemon glow like in the anime when they use their telekinesis or whatever I bet that like at least once a week their trainer sees them glowing with no floating item in sight and have to be like “WHAT ARE YOU FLOATING? WHAT DO YOU HAVE” like when your cat is chewing something you didn’t feed them

This is probably the exact experience of living with an Espurr

Going to stop paying attention. I’ve noticed enough

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

but you were right

me and the gang on discord taking turns to infodump

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down..........like being horizontal? unparalleled

Zazzles: LIES! SLANDER!

you INSULT Zazzles? You insult his reputation like the football?

if i ever tag a post w a character/couple that doest make sense just know that i have a rich inner world you could never hope to understand