you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

"i brought u coffee" a love language

demon gf that insists on making pacts for every little thing

"i will do the dishes... for a price (kissies)"

everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please

to those of you pointing out the fact that he goes to jail: that was not for malpractice. that was for attempted vehicular manslaughter

I love the idea that when girls are gifted “domestic” toys like dolls and tea sets they’re going to play quietly and appropriately like lol. those dolls are practicing black magic. the tea is poisoned. the kitchen is run by vampires. someone’s howling like a wolf.

just my opinion but I think the heart emojis should just be one emoji with a color slider so I can have any color heart I want. I would like a lavender one please

the novelty of having a pet will never wear off on me i’ve had animals my entire life for 23 entire years and i still sometimes stop and go holy fuck there is just a little guy in my house

every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am

Ratatouille

the way you can resent your parents but also sympathise with and ache for them… so sick