boner garage

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

I heard they’re inventing pussy 2, thanks to raving reviews from the first

height check. how tall are you people in my phone

still so many first times to look forward to