this is me trying

Your best is what you can do without harming your mental and physical health, not what you can accomplish when you disregard it.

*wants body to look a certain way* *eats 3 cookies, mac n cheese, kitchen sink, and small neighbor child*

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

blocking someone bc they’re personally annoying to you is always morally correct

i hate that i’m so absent as a person. i don’t start conversations. i can barely maintain them. i’m so weary and spaced out all the time to the point where i can’t even keep up small talk and i’m just so disappointed in myself

Don't ask me "wyd" i really just be in my room going insane and being a danger to myself

Do you ever go “ wow ok” and shut down entirely

countries be like our covid cases are up again. my brother in christ you lifted the mask requirements

hi yeah boys who smell good are my fatal flaw

tired girl core

sorry bestie I can’t talk rn I’m busy consuming media that will put me in a worse mental state on purpose 🙄

My favourite thing about Groundhog Day is that there’s a fair amount of statistical evidence that groundhog-based weather predictions are actually less accurate than random guesses. It’s not even a matter of sunny days being an objectively poor predictor of long winters, because most groundhog keepers don’t even use the “if the groundhog sees its shadow” thing anymore – the just have a guy in a silly hat pretend to talk to the groundhog, then predict whatever they want, and they still manage to be wrong more often than pure chance would allow, by a statistically significant margin. There’s something strangely charming about putting so much effort and ceremony into something that’s demonstrably so bad at its ostensible purpose.