I'm a Magic Man with a Magic Plan

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

people aren't addicted to coffee because of the caffeine they're addicted to coffee because of the pooping

There are gonna be people who won't like hearing this but if you want to live in a world where mixed marriages, families, and adoptions (particularly POC adopting outside their "race") aren't maligned and discriminated against, then you have got to get more chill about seeing someone partaking in something cultural that you don't think fits the "race" you perceive them as.

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

@kittybroker

Tiny little baby spore worth just a tiny little 20 cents!

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter