i fucked up my blog lol oopss! (under construction idk)

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

Thank u comrade tyranitar

that is godzilla

This is so funny what

At first I thought it was just a really funny guy giving a tutorial for ppl who didn’t know how to run bc the title didn’t say IN PLACE but when the supermarket came up I was like OH WAIT that make WAY more sense

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

verde in spanish, italian, portuguese and romanian means green. vert in french means green. verdant means green. viridescent means green. it tracks that vermillion would mean green, and that it doesn’t just proves that english is a ridiculous language with absurd rules.

‘Viridian’ is also green & viridian and vermilion sound very similar. So you can understand the kind of stress I’m under.

I find this opposite to be true of chartreuse. It should be red. It is green. I have no basis for this.

I am one hundred percent in agreement with this. It’s also jangling the funnies with the idea of the bemused face of anyone with red/green colour blindness.

The Other Mother taught me these shades.

Change your handle Jeff

& BTW I am so charming and handsome and immune to most forms of damage 

This is a powerful child.

im kari

i hope chris pratt’s mario impersonation offends so many italian americans that he gets put on a mob hit list

Like to charge, reblog blog to cast

Shit like this is why I could not stop laughing in film editing school. I would have to leave class because I was in tears whenever I had to do sound.